Readings
Astrology readings for Virgo women.
Recognition, not fortune-telling. A read of the chart you already have, in the plainest language I can put it in.
A reading is not a forecast. Nothing in it tells you what is going to happen, because that is not what this is for. It is a read of the chart you already have, in the plainest language I can put it in, aimed at the room you are actually standing in.
Most readings you have had were a list of traits, and you nodded, and nothing changed, because a list of traits is not usable. This is built the other way around... we start from the room you are actually standing in, and the chart gets read against it.
What you get
- Your six Virgo placements, one at a time. Whichever ones you have, what each is running, and where it is running unpaid.
- The sixth house in your chart specifically. Which sign is on it, which planets are in it, what that means about the work you keep doing that nobody sees.
- The one thing to change. Not twelve things. One, matched to what is actually happening, in a sentence you can repeat to yourself in a kitchen at eleven at night.
- Bring
- Birth date, birth time, birth city. The time matters, and if you do not have it, say so on the form and we will work with what there is.
- Format
- Written, in full. Yours to keep, reread and argue with.
- Price
- $28. Paid once I have confirmed your slot, so you are never paying into a queue.
- Slots
- Limited each season, because these are written by hand and not generated.
- Not included
- Predictions, timing of events, and anything about a third party who has not asked.
$28 · opens the request form in a new tab. You will hear back before anything is owed.
Before you request one
If what you want is to be told that it works out, this is not the thing to buy, and I would rather say that here than take your money and disappoint you in writing.
If what you want is for somebody to finally describe what you have been carrying, accurately, with the technical reason it is invisible... that is what this is.
Not ready yet?
Get the letter instead. One a week, and the readings open there first.
One email when there is something worth your time. No horoscopes, no predictions, and nothing you have to keep up with.